The first part of last night’s show consisted of slow, sad music combined with feelings of loneliness and fear of self-worth – much like my high school years. NO HE DIDN’T! Yes, yes I did. So, yes, we were treated to Steph-man-ie’s trip back to her camp…alone. Did we mention Steph was alone? Because she is…alone. See her lighting that fire? She is doing that alone. See her trying to break that coconut? Yup…alone. So, for the next sentence, I am going to call Steph “The Lone Gunman”. Steph is The Lone Gunman. OK…I’m done.
Koror, meanwhile, was facing some problems of its own. Everyone was getting on everyone’s nerves. Fire Marshall Bill was too leader-y. Katie was too un-doing-anything-y, Jenn was too I-am-hot-so-I-don’t-have-to-do-anything-y, Pokemon Master was too Jigglypuff-so-beats-Pikachu-y. Janu was too I-am-suck-y. Wow, does Janu ever suck. Seriously…I despise her. Yes, I know that is a little harsh, but so is the fact that Steph is all alone. STEPH IS ALL ALONE!
Also, Aquaman called Pokemon Master the “pouter” of the group. At first, I thought he said “Powder” which would have been awesome, because I thought it meant that Coby was a young, bald, albino boy with special powers. Wow, that movie was horrible.
When Steph got her tree mail, she found out that she had to pack up and head over to Koror. “STEPH-MAN-IE HAPPY. STEPH-MAN-IE WANT CRY. STEPH-MAN-IE FRIEND?” she exclaimed. Wow, that Hulk movie was horrible.
Koror welcomed Steph with open arms mainly because they all are starting to hate each other, except for Aquaman and Fire Marshall Bill, because they are in love. Aquaman has also lost his chest somewhere. I believe it is actually becoming concave, which is good. Eventually, he can become the official Koror bowl. I am making a wager that by season’s end, we will be able to see through him. Ian Rosenberger? More like Ian Needs-a-burger!!! SWISH! Yeah, I went there…jealous? Oh, yeah, and Steph is now a Kororian, which is good, because I won’t have to use the word “meanwhile” as much anymore.
Meanwhile (dammit!), she had a secret gift for Koror…fishing rods. Hmmm, nothing funny about that..oh wait…Rod??? Hahahahahaha! Get it? Rod….rod….OMG!!LOL!!!!1111!!!LMAO!!
Also, at one point, Coby was washing Caryn’s hair in the water. Yup.
So, these two overweight gentleman paddle up to camp and they offer to teach some tribe members how to fish. They ask who would like to catch bait and Pokemon Master said he would. Fire Marshall Bill, Aquaman, and Double G say they will go out fishing and Pokemon Master got really upset, because he wanted Aquaman to stay and catch bait:
Fire Marshall Bill: Aquaman should come fishing with us
Pokemon Master: No, he should stay here
Fire Marshall Bill: Why should he stay here and catch bait?
Pokemon Master: Ohhhhhh…bait? I thought you said mate. OK…he can go.
The Probst: Gay jokes=LOL!
Also, although everyone seemed to welcome Steph-man-ie, Hot Jenn displayed some actual personality lastnight and showed she was threatened by her new tribemate. “That's another thing that I can't stand about her. She's just going to be helpful in sorts of ways,” she said. Yes, she actually said that. She hates that she will be helpful. She cannot stand that she is going to be helpful. Hot Jenn may be hot, but, well….Hot Jenn is hot.
So, those guys caught some fish and they had a big feast complete with rum, which Fire Marshall Bill got wicked wasted off of…I was going to make some brilliant “Fire Marshall Bill drank fire water LOL!!!!111///” joke here, but instead decided against it. Get it? Rod???
The immunity challenge was an endurance challenge where the tribe members would have to stand on a perch in the water while the Probst tempted them with food. After an hour in, he brought out a plate of doughnuts, and Pokemon Master and Janu jumped in after them. Smooth move…the first time Janu actually does anything, it is to eat a doughnut. She is horrible, much like that movie Powder. Then the Probst brought out chocolate chip cookies and milk, which was too much for Aquaman, Katie, Double G, and Hot Jenn to take and they jumped in after them. Then the pizza brought down Steph-man-ie and Caryn with a “C”. I don’t get why everyone thinks Steph-man-ie is such a great Survivor. She has made stupid moves like this the entire game. Plus, she has helped Ulong lose all those challenges. I think people give her more credit than she deserves. Wow, that wasn’t funny at all…ummmmmm, remember Joey on Blossom? Whoa!! Hahahahaha.
Tribal council immediately followed the challenge and I really was not sure who would get voted out. Would it be Steph-man-ie, the newcomer? Would it be Janu, the big lame? Would it be Fire Marshall Bill, the drunk? It was the Pokemon Master. I don’t know. I kind of liked Coby. Oh well. He said he took it as a compliment, because they saw him as a threat. I think it more had to do with him washing Caryn’s hair in the water. That was creepy, much like that movie Powder. Hey, remember Powder?
Until next time,
Out-Pikachu, Out-Charizard, and Out-POWDER!!!!
Wayne
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